Do you mean to tell me that, to date, 54 people have viewed this post and not one person has provided an answer to these riddles?!?! I wanna know...especially scenario 1. Cause when that axe weilding murderer climbs up to my driver's side door from underneath the Jeep...I wanna be prepared! (Well, I suppose I could just start it up, floor it, and be home shivering under my covers before he could even raise the axe above his head...)