Make no mistake Comrades, Canada is no sleeping Suzie. Canada is sitting on the worlds largest fresh water supply and will only offer any future barter with the precious holders of none other than Celine Dion concert T-shirts...... Yeah, crazy isn't it....I know. Canada is crazy like a fox! This is so sinistar that I dont dare give up any space in my home vault to remove the beloved shirts to add my vintage Winchester collection that is hidden under my bed. Speaking of accolades...for you guys still in denial on Canada and its unprecedented withhold of strategic patents...ever heard of instant Mashed Potatoes.. first made in Canada, Like your Peanut Butter?...yep, another Canada patent. The very one that none of us must ever forget.....yes, you guessed it
Canada Dry Ginger Ale BRAVO mighty Maple!! Holy Cow, I just
might give up one size small Celine shirt for a full case of the Canada Dry, but I cant say for sure at this very moment.
You guys really need to study up a little more on the great country just north of us...I might add, there are many a lady from that area that tend to be quite fetching and now and again they trickle down south here to us!
Oh, dang thinking of all of this just made me remember the time back in the early 70's when I hooked up with the Band April Wine and we took over a textile plant in Halifax to put on a demonstration protesting the use of cotton and to replace it with Hemp. Boy, those were the good ole days