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: First Kill.....


miamimac
12-11-2007, 04:37 PM
Well it was bound to happen sooner or later. The security guy in my building kept talking trash about how he has smoked a ton of JCSRT's. Mind you this clown has a '06 5.7 Charger. I kept telling him thats hard to believe considering he only has basic bolt ons. Not only that but he tells me he has a chip that no body has that supposedly makes his car fly. I ask a few more questions and guess what "chip" it is..JET CHIP! LMAO!!!! I told the guy whenever you want lets go..I threw in there the classic "you'll probably beat me with that chip" He followed me after work and got next to me at a stop light, on green we hit it...OMG it was almost unbearable to watch...I must have gotten a good 15 or more cars in front of him. We then raced on the highway, I actually let him go a good 3 seconds before me, again I passed him like if he was parked on the highway and went till about 145mph I couldn't see his lights anymore LMAO!! GOD THAT FELT GOOD! I'm dieing to see what excuse he's going to give me tomorrow.:D:D:D

2BADGN
12-11-2007, 05:08 PM
Nice......:D

Goldengreek5
12-11-2007, 05:24 PM
He'll probably call in sick!!!

Inferno SRT8
12-11-2007, 05:37 PM
Thats not a kill, that is a obliteration.

Birdebob
12-11-2007, 08:56 PM
Funny... It would seem even guys with 5.7's dont know about SRT's or 6.1 Hemi's ! But there is a dramatic differance. Hardly the same animal. Nice SLAUGHTER!!

larryc7777
12-11-2007, 09:06 PM
He'll probably call in sick!!!

Or go postal.:eek:

GodfatherSRT8
12-11-2007, 09:09 PM
He is gonna quit working there. Nice kill.

miamimac
12-11-2007, 09:37 PM
Funny... It would seem even guys with 5.7's dont know about SRT's or 6.1 Hemi's ! But there is a dramatic differance. Hardly the same animal. Nice SLAUGHTER!!

I'm thinking the guy has probably raced some GC 5.7s and has beat them, and figured it would be the same with mine. Man did he get a rude awakening!:D

miamimac
12-11-2007, 09:42 PM
Or go postal.:eek:

That would suck. Considering he has a .357 strapped to his waist and is a little nutty. Well if he does go ballistic I'll just tell him to race again and I'll just go half throttle;) If I beat him again, then I'll try running in reverse. If all else fails I'll probably get shot.:(

AirForce Hemi
12-11-2007, 09:55 PM
Nice kill! lol 15 car lenghths= 7-8 Bus lenghths. lol

SRT-MANA
12-11-2007, 10:11 PM
Tomorrow he's gonna ask how much dose one of those go for?

bmartin9122
12-11-2007, 10:47 PM
Woot! Oh wait - I shouldn't be so entertained when one of our LX brothers is slaughtered at the hand of one of his own. Oh well, he picked the fight and you reaped the spoils!

SRTYA
12-12-2007, 12:57 PM
LMAO what a great story!! You need to follow up on this after you talk to him again. I have to know what he says.

3grx7
12-12-2007, 03:09 PM
Where in miami are you....I'm in the South Miami/Gables area

miamimac
12-12-2007, 07:20 PM
Thanks for the comments guys. I saw the guy this morning and as predicted he had an excuse. He said since last week he hasn't been running as hard as he use to and that it miss fired from the light. It was funny cause I said he seemed to take off just fine? He says "dude you took off like a raped gorilla with hemorrhoids there was no way you could have noticed". I tell ya that made my day right there and then LOL! And I guess he was inquiring as to how much the run cause at lunch time he said "damn those things are expensive". :D

miamimac
12-12-2007, 07:21 PM
Where in miami are you....I'm in the South Miami/Gables area

Im in North Miami, right on the border between Hialeah and Miami.

miamimac
12-12-2007, 07:27 PM
There doesn't seem to be a shortage of cars wanting to race in Miami. Coming home from work tonight I got tried THREE times!! First by a older civic with an obnoxious exhaust, I didn't even waist my gas on that guy. Second by a Silverado Truck but there was way too much traffic. And last by a BMW 335i but again way too much traffic. The BMW looked sweet though. Hopefully I'll see him around again.

Jeep Trick
12-12-2007, 07:34 PM
Im in North Miami, right on the border between Hialeah and Miami.

Do they check passports there??? :D

miamimac
12-12-2007, 07:49 PM
Do they check passports there??? :D

LMAO!! I think half the people in hialeah dont even know what a passport is.

Jeep Trick
12-12-2007, 08:06 PM
LMAO!! I think half the people in hialeah dont even know what a passport is.

Or what a drivers license/car insurance is :confused:

bmartin9122
12-12-2007, 09:19 PM
....dude you took off like a raped gorilla with hemorrhoids....

Buahahaha - that's goin' in my sig

S8ER01Z
12-13-2007, 10:32 AM
Good kill...I tend to not even waste gas on those guys... I am surprised you even entertained him!!!

mikeT
12-13-2007, 10:50 AM
hope you have lo-jack if you live near hialeah....lol... I'm in pompano, and my jeep will be delivered in a week!!.. I've only seen 2 srt8's on the road so far! great kill!

miamimac
12-13-2007, 08:37 PM
Good kill...I tend to not even waste gas on those guys... I am surprised you even entertained him!!!


I really wasn't going to, but this guy was talking so much crap that I just had to.

miamimac
12-13-2007, 08:57 PM
hope you have lo-jack if you live near hialeah....lol... I'm in pompano, and my jeep will be delivered in a week!!.. I've only seen 2 srt8's on the road so far! great kill!


Congrats!! You're gonna love it. I am looking into a similar system to Lo Jack. I saw a tread about it a while back on here.

Jeep Trick
12-13-2007, 09:00 PM
I really wasn't going to, but this guy was talking so much crap that I just had to.

Sometimes we need to take the high ground and reeducate the uninformed :D

S8ER01Z
12-14-2007, 11:45 AM
I really wasn't going to, but this guy was talking so much crap that I just had to.

I could see it if the guy wouldn't leave it alone. Sometimes I can't understand how people can be so clueless.