52 in a 35...I was just rollin...

The officer asked me what kind of Jeep it was....I guess he was confused.


He didnt get me immediately...ended up stopping me in my driveway.

That was great.

I got pulled over on the 4th of July. 90 in a 60!

Got my first ticket on my way to the Nascar race on Sunday morning, 82 in a 55.

i just got a 91 in a 55 not in the srt but in my megacab

They just set up cones for a construction zone and there was one sign up. Normal speed is 45mph. I'm cruisin at 47 and get pulled over. 17 over in a construction zone!!! It was 7:15am and I was heading to see a client. 5 years ago, I would probably have ended up in the back of the squad car in a pig harness due to my mouth after hearing that accusation.

Instead, I admitted I pulled a boner move, didn't try to fight it and then smiled at her (she-cop) and said sorry.

She checked my info and came back with a warning. ;)

I love being a salesman

Got my first about 3 weeks ago. It was at night at about 10 PM. I was going about 110 on the freeway in light traffic. I was slowing down to 75-80 when I saw someone creep up on me from behind. Next thing I know - blue lights flashing in my rear view... He knew I was going in excess of 100 but only wrote me a ticket for 70 in a 55 MPH zone. He also added 2 no turn signal violations - for not putting on my turn signal while changing lanes...what a prkk.. I was gonna challenge it, but I don't really have time to take a day off.. Anyways, I guess I was lucky becaus if he wanted to he could have taken me to jail...

the other day I was speeding on an interstate in my Jeep SRT-8 and noticed a state trooper was following me with his lights on. he was a ways back...so I accelerated faster and faster until I could barely see him in my rear view mirror, and I thought to myself, what the hell am I doing, I'm a grown adult I cant be doing this sort of thing at my age...so I slowed down and pulled off to the side of the road...the trooper pulled up behind me, got out of his car walked up to the vehicle, asked me for my license and registration and told me he had clocked me a ways back doing 153 in a 70...he told me if I could give him a good reason, one that he had never heard before, why I was traveling at such a high rate of speed trying to get away from him he would let me go! So I took off my shades and said to the trooper "Well, Sir, it's like this...A couple months ago my wife ran off with a state trooper...I thought you were trying to bring her back!" The officer handed my license and Registration back to me and said "Have a nice day" :cool:

the other day I was speeding on an interstate in my Jeep SRT-8 and noticed a state trooper was following me with his lights on. he was a ways back...so I accelerated faster and faster until I could barely see him in my rear view mirror, and I thought to myself, what the hell am I doing, I'm a grown adult I cant be doing this sort of thing at my age...so I slowed down and pulled off to the side of the road...the trooper pulled up behind me, got out of his car walked up to the vehicle, asked me for my license and registration and told me he had clocked me a ways back doing 153 in a 70...he told me if I could give him a good reason, one that he had never heard before, why I was traveling at such a high rate of speed trying to get away from him he would let me go! So I took off my shades and said to the trooper "Well, Sir, it's like this...A couple months ago my wife ran off with a state trooper...I thought you were trying to bring her back!" The officer handed my license and Registration back to me and said "Have a nice day" :cool:

LOL LOL LOL

the other day I was speeding on an interstate in my Jeep SRT-8 and noticed a state trooper was following me with his lights on. he was a ways back...so I accelerated faster and faster until I could barely see him in my rear view mirror, and I thought to myself, what the hell am I doing, I'm a grown adult I cant be doing this sort of thing at my age...so I slowed down and pulled off to the side of the road...the trooper pulled up behind me, got out of his car walked up to the vehicle, asked me for my license and registration and told me he had clocked me a ways back doing 153 in a 70...he told me if I could give him a good reason, one that he had never heard before, why I was traveling at such a high rate of speed trying to get away from him he would let me go! So I took off my shades and said to the trooper "Well, Sir, it's like this...A couple months ago my wife ran off with a state trooper...I thought you were trying to bring her back!" The officer handed my license and Registration back to me and said "Have a nice day" :cool:

I call bullsh*t on that one. I have heard that joke before. But, if you really did do that because you wanted to play out the joke you had heard before, then that really deserves credit...:D

A nice thing about living in a small town I have been pulled over 11 times in the last 3 mo and I have know the cop that pulls me over every time. Now that they all know my gc they just wave at me to slow down.

Guys get your selves a LASER JAMMER. It will pay for it self in no time.

Guys get your selves a LASER JAMMER. It will pay for it self in no time.


Link please :cool: