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Canyonfive
05-24-2006, 11:19 AM
your mirrors are painted body color

ge2
05-24-2006, 12:02 PM
You know you're an SRT 8 owner if......

People ask you "what kind of car is that?"

Red SRT-8
05-24-2006, 12:27 PM
You know you are an SRT owner if you've only seen the front end of a Mustang GT - in your mirror.;)

split2112
05-24-2006, 12:27 PM
...jack bauer wishes he had the same car as you

rettags
05-24-2006, 12:35 PM
...your car gives you penis envy

notrust
05-24-2006, 12:38 PM
... owners of Porsche Cayene Turbo S's salivate in disbelief at your ride

TRAINER
05-24-2006, 02:07 PM
..... if you get 12 yards to the gallon

Canyonfive
05-24-2006, 02:40 PM
your stock corvette is slower to 60

jerthehair
05-24-2006, 03:20 PM
.......you beat vette's with groceries and your dog in the back.

split2112
05-24-2006, 03:53 PM
....the UConnect lady asks you for your number

Inferno SRT8
05-24-2006, 06:22 PM
....the UConnect lady asks you for your number

The guy you just smoked says theres something wrong with my car, No you just got smoked by a Jeep!

Untouchable
05-24-2006, 08:12 PM
you spend more on it than you do on your wife;)

njmundyesq
05-26-2006, 11:49 AM
... you absolutely KNOW your driving like an ASS, but your having too much damn fun and you just can't help it! PS - I really like that Jack Bauer quote - EVERY time I watch that show I can't help but think Jeep should pitch Fox to let Jack drive an GCSRT8. That would really kick ass.

ge2
05-26-2006, 12:02 PM
You fill your gas tank more often than you change your drawers.

SRT Great
07-26-2006, 08:51 PM
thread back from the dead.

you realize there isn't jack sh&* out there for aftermarket support of the GC .....

your brain sloshes to the back of your head under hard launches.....

You thank God for the person at Jeep who said "Let's put a big ass motor in this thing, and see what happens".

ge2
07-26-2006, 11:20 PM
What are you looking for, aftermarket wise, that you haven't found? Replacement headlamps and grill inserts come to mind, but most other things are out there.


You know you're an SRT-8 owner if.......
when going over speed bumps and a 1/4 of a MPH, everything in the cargo area hits the headliner.

zen garage
07-27-2006, 04:55 AM
from the viper club.....

the emission guys laugh when you pull up for your test.

TRAINER
07-27-2006, 06:33 AM
You know you're an SRT-8 owner if.......
when going over speed bumps and a 1/4 of a MPH, everything in the cargo area sits the headliner.

Like my dogs head! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :o

echo412
07-27-2006, 06:45 AM
When people say "Wow, you routed the exhuast through the middle"

Goldengreek5
07-27-2006, 07:48 AM
When people say "Where did you get that body kit?"

Untouchable
07-27-2006, 07:55 AM
...when people say "Are those brakes stock?"


...when you are driving your non-srt8 beater and have a semi-trailer tire go through your windshield at 80mpm (this AM), and tell yourself "Thank God I wasnt in the Jeep."
:D

scbombsquad
07-27-2006, 08:37 AM
...your dog knows to lay down at every stop light.

DRIHEAT
07-27-2006, 09:16 AM
...at a stop light you are dissappointed that the Range Rover you pulled up next to is NOT Supercharged...

...at a stop light you are dissappointed that the X5 you pulled up next to is NOT a 4.6...

...at a stop light you are dissappointed that the Cayenne you pulled up next to is NOT a Turbo...

...at a stop light you are dissappointed that the ML you pulled up next to is NOT an ML55...

Untouchable
07-27-2006, 09:41 AM
...at a stop light you are dissappointed that the Range Rover you pulled up next to is NOT Supercharged...

...at a stop light you are dissappointed that the X5 you pulled up next to is NOT a 4.6...

...at a stop light you are dissappointed that the Cayenne you pulled up next to is NOT a Turbo...

...at a stop light you are dissappointed that the ML you pulled up next to is NOT an ML55...


even if they were what would it matter

DRIHEAT
07-27-2006, 10:44 AM
even if they were what would it matter
..not really, but it IS more entertaining humbling the REALLY high priced iron!:D
If you are going to shoot fish in a barrel, it's more fun to shoot BIG fish.

SRT Great
07-27-2006, 10:50 AM
What are you looking for, aftermarket wise, that you haven't found? Replacement headlamps and grill inserts come to mind, but most other things are out there.


Mainly performance stuff....especially a workable programmer...a turbo kit from someone reputable

Untouchable
07-27-2006, 11:06 AM
Mainly performance stuff....especially a workable programmer...a turbo kit from someone reputable

lol, we are all holding our breath

Inferno SRT8
07-27-2006, 11:28 PM
You get out every hour or so of driving to clean your rims due to the brake dust!:mad:

Logan
07-30-2006, 06:48 AM
You get out every hour or so of driving to clean your rims due to the brake dust!:mad:

THIS one drives me nuts... You'd never know they're sexy rims, they're constantly covered in black brake soot...

Inferno SRT8
08-06-2006, 09:52 AM
THIS one drives me nuts... You'd never know they're sexy rims, they're constantly covered in black brake soot...


Meguiars has a product for our rims that will help. NXT Generation metal polish, I have it and it works great.

And to continue this thread, you know if your an SRT8 owner If you get looked at like you have 3 heads all the time and you see people saying WTF is that?

Black_SRT8
08-06-2006, 09:56 AM
... When you consistently evade law enforcement.

Rob_06SRT8
08-06-2006, 11:27 AM
your at a Tuners Shop filled with Shelby's, Cobra's, Lightning's, and GT's,
and everyone is drooling over your Jeep http://www.lightningrodder.com/forum/images/smilies/banana2.gif

Inferno SRT8
08-07-2006, 08:48 AM
your at a Tuners Shop filled with Shelby's, Cobra's, Lightning's, and GT's,
and everyone is drooling over your Jeep http://www.lightningrodder.com/forum/images/smilies/banana2.gif

Oh yea!! Got to love that!:D

radduc
08-07-2006, 09:04 AM
you windshield is screaming @ 110 MPH

Inferno SRT8
08-07-2006, 04:02 PM
you windshield is screaming @ 110 MPH


Actually this does not happen to mine. But that is another thread all together.

Zookeeper
08-07-2006, 09:11 PM
When Portland police come up to you at Starbucks and tell you how much they admire your ride. "I pulled over this other guy in a red one just to check it out."

Str8Srt8
09-30-2006, 04:17 PM
You find yourself slowing down to catch a red light :D

Your passengers get quiet when the light is about to turn green :eek:

You have the nerve to rev it at anything worth over 80k at the red light

The only way you lose in a race is when the other driver tricked you into thinking the light was green by lurching forward, and you punch it, he stopped right away, but you're already through the intersection still in a red light! :p

kwoody87
09-30-2006, 04:32 PM
or when people in scranton, pa constantly asks you where'd you get the rims and the exhast pipes for that commander and they dont believe you its a stock setup and afterwards they dont stop critisizing you until you beat their car where theyre aftermarket axhast pipe costs more than they pais for their own car

kwoody87
09-30-2006, 04:34 PM
or when every gas station in the county knows your name and face by heart before any other constumer

SRT8
09-30-2006, 05:55 PM
When TBSS owners dream about being you...
You get so tired of hearing: Those are some ghetto wheels you got...
You wash so much you get tennis elbo...
You hear: No I dont want to race you now, but in 8yrs when I get 333mods & a chrome fartcan then I'll smoke...then...&...

1FastSS
09-30-2006, 08:32 PM
When TBSS owners dream about being you...
You get so tired of hearing: Those are some ghetto wheels you got...
You wash so much you get tennis elbo...
You hear: No I dont want to race you now, but in 8yrs when I get 333mods & a chrome fartcan then I'll smoke...then...&...


typical srt douchebag:rolleyes: ...

MatFab
09-30-2006, 08:50 PM
typical srt douchebag:rolleyes: ...

someones jealous....

1FastSS
09-30-2006, 09:04 PM
Jealous of what...?..trust me dude ive owned about 4 dodges(dakota R/t,Durango R/T,SRT-4,and a regular GC)Every single one has fallen apart.On top of that,everyone at dodge are nothing but asshats that screw you over every chance they get...its a really sad sad company.

MatFab
09-30-2006, 09:10 PM
Jealous of what...?..trust me dude ive owned about 4 dodges(dakota R/t,Durango R/T,SRT-4,and a regular GC)Every single one has fallen apart.On top of that,everyone at dodge are nothing but asshats that screw you over every chance they get...its a really sad sad company.

yes the r/t's are junk and a few regular GC's... if u hate everything why did you sign up here? u know the srt8's will stomp the tbss

1FastSS
09-30-2006, 09:17 PM
yes the r/t's are junk and a few regular GC's... if u hate everything why did you sign up here? u know the srt8's will stomp the tbss

That 6.1L is limited like a mofo.Where are all your times for these fast srt's...you guys dont even drag your trucks...WOW

MatFab
09-30-2006, 09:20 PM
That 6.1L is limited like a mofo.Where are all your times for these fast srt's...you guys dont even drag your trucks...WOW

correct... very new and workin to get them faster now... its not like using a platform that has been around like the ls series..

radduc
09-30-2006, 10:44 PM
We drag our trucks I run in consistantly 13 and have clipped off an ocasional 12.9 When these guy's get the SC hooked up they will have some serious times.

SRT8
09-30-2006, 11:18 PM
typical srt douchebag:rolleyes: ...
Where are the moderators? I'm sure I speak for other SRT owner here & on the blue site these poster need to be booted. I don't go to GM forums & brag about how my stock GCSRT8 will outrun most everything they make. Oh, but wait they'll get mods then....

Juggernaught
10-01-2006, 05:44 AM
A guy in a Saab 900S turbo acts like an S.O.B. and deliberately cuts you off on the interstate, almost wrecking into you. You then ride his ass with the brights on and he gets intimidated and trys to run from you but cant. He then makes a sudden departure at the next exit because he realized he screwed with the wrong vehicle.

I've owned 3 Dakotas, and all have been great trucks. I'll take them over Ford or Chevy any day. It looks like we have a troll on the board who has Jeep envy and can't say anything bad about the Jeep's performance so, he knocks Chrysler. Go troll somewhere else... :rolleyes:

Goldengreek5
10-01-2006, 07:47 AM
That 6.1L is limited like a mofo.Where are all your times for these fast srt's...you guys dont even drag your trucks...WOW
13.56 @101.8 in 90 degree weather with high humidity, with only about 900-1100 miles on the odometer. Dead stock. If you want more timeslips check out the "other" srt8 site, they have a timeslip section. By the way all the tb ss's in the mass area are either all women drivers, or guys that ignore my revving at the red light. I'd love some action from a tb ss. :cool:

BahnBlastR
10-01-2006, 12:26 PM
Geez this TBSS vs SRT8 stuff is getting old. If these guys want to drive their Chevy's, great. I've owned vehicles that have been built by all of the American manufactures and several European and Japanese rigs. They all have their pros and cons - so what? You spend your $$ on whatever you want, I could give 2 sh*ts, you have to live with it. I honestly don't understand their need to come onto a Cherokee SRT8 site (or sites) and talk smack. The numbers are already documented, it's a slower stock rig, and even slower modded in some cases. :) There are numerous drag race time slips posted (mine included). So do some research before you slap your keys. Can the TBSS motor be modded rather easily? Yes. Nuff said, OK, move on. Are we anxious for the opportunity to mod our rig? Absolutely. And its not easy to be patient. When someone cracks the tuning code, game over. Should the moderators step in when they start spouting off like dweebs? Yeah, I would vote yes. If these guys want to engage in intelligent dialogue, rock on, we're there for ya. If you come to a brand specific site and start throwing around your playground comments- Asshat, Assclown, P.O.S., etc. Don't expect to be treated like family. Hey we're all enthusiasts, so if the GM/Ford/Porsche/BMW whatever guys want to talk vehicles, this is the place. If you want to act like a d!ckhead, please troll somewhere else.

SRT8Can
10-01-2006, 12:38 PM
Could not have said it any better!

Fastest H-Town Realtor
10-01-2006, 01:04 PM
That 6.1L is limited like a mofo.Where are all your times for these fast srt's...you guys dont even drag your trucks...WOW

Your correct- i do not "drag" my truck. It is a truck. Not quite whats its designed for. If I want to drag, I will pull out a vehicle made/modded for such an endevor. Maybe a 408 CI Mustang? That could work.

If you enjoy "dragging" perhaps you should have spent less on your truck and bought a car to drag.

FWIW, I do not drag my boat, jetski, H2, crotchrocket (ok, maybe sometimes) lawnmower or any other motorized item not built for such purpose. Your posts make you sound like a 15 y/o who just got a learners permit. I doubt the existance of your "FastSS". Maybe its your older brothers?

kwoody87
10-01-2006, 02:08 PM
not to argue with ya but the gcsrt8 is made for racing...hence SRT(Street and Racing Technology), so ya they are faster than the tbss, look at the numbers

GodfatherSRT8
10-01-2006, 02:12 PM
You check the weather and it says 60% chance of rain, and you still go out and wash your truck.

GINTER
10-02-2006, 12:32 PM
Back to the original topic, which was derailed by a b!tching Chevy cokc (had to mis-spell, forum doesn't like roosters), whose (if he had one) Vette (non Z06) would be slower than a 40K SUV. Or a Z06, which would see the brake lights of my 7 liter, stroked, TT SRT for the same price, except that mine would have the wife, a St. Bernard, 2000lb of groceries, and a boat being towed..

Now stop stuttering you GM cvnt and go to a GM forum to b!tch about being smoked like a fat chronic blunt by a Jeep SRT.

Hmmm, of the three US car manufacturers, I wonder why DC is the only one not closing HUGE manufacturing plants and laying off 40,000+ employees each. Do + the = math.

BTW, I love the 08 Camaro concept, and will probably own one. MUHAHAHAHA.

Fastest H-Town Realtor
10-02-2006, 01:39 PM
Back to the original topic, which was derailed by a b!tching Chevy cokc (had to mis-spell, forum doesn't like roosters), whose (if he had one) Vette (non Z06) would be slower than a 40K SUV. Or a Z06, which would see the brake lights of my 7 liter, stroked, TT SRT for the same price, except that mine would have the wife, a St. Bernard, 2000lb of groceries, and a boat being towed..

Now stop stuttering you GM cvnt and go to a GM forum to b!tch about being smoked like a fat chronic blunt by a Jeep SRT.

Hmmm, of the three US car manufacturers, I wonder why DC is the only one not closing HUGE manufacturing plants and laying off 40,000+ employees each. Do + the = math.

BTW, I love the 08 Camaro concept, and will probably own one. MUHAHAHAHA.

2K lbs of foodstuffs? :eek: You feeding an army? :p And I think I will take the car the new Camaro is based off of. I think they call it a Challenger? :D

shsuhemi
10-04-2006, 12:35 PM
The srt-10 guys wish the couls haul as much as I can

Or

When you pop the hood and they what they hell is that?

justyli
10-06-2006, 10:09 AM
1. people on the Autobahn are asking you "is that really a Jeep?"

2. you are stupid enough to pay 6.48$ per gallon in germany with only 9-10 mpg and you feel still happy.

BadSRT-8
10-06-2006, 07:59 PM
When your wife smacks you & your mother in law screams at you for flooring it from a dig.


When said wife & mother in law both get headaches from having their heads slammed into the seats from massive tq.:D

surface tension
10-06-2006, 09:51 PM
When you look down and you're over 140mph with room to go!

BahnBlastR
10-07-2006, 12:56 AM
When you clean the brake dust off the rims every time that you park......

When you drive through small towns and everyone stops what they are doing to stare and try to figure out exactly what the just saw -- and heard (2nd gear rocks)

When the gas pump attendant knows you by name....because you see them every other day.....

boomer
10-09-2006, 01:28 AM
you know your an srt8 owner ...if the brand of rice you aet is HONDA!

boomer
10-09-2006, 01:31 AM
you know your an srt8 owner ...if the brand of rice you eat is HONDA!

EX-SVTMAN
05-10-2007, 09:54 PM
You know you're an SRT-8 owner if.....
You're on this board everynight and look forward to posting an experience or question.
Also if you get to work extra early in the am, to wipe down the car with detailer.
And finally, if you buy a 12pck of microfiber towles to wipe down your beast and then throw them away when they get dirty (instead of just washing them) :)

Jred22
05-10-2007, 09:56 PM
you know you're an srt8 owner ...if S4s are merely tender unfilling morsels on your way to school in the morning

OurZoo
05-10-2007, 10:05 PM
You know you are a GCSRT8 owner if you are at the gas station every couple of days.

BILLSHOE
05-10-2007, 10:13 PM
You know you are a GCSRT8 owner WHEN EVERYONE ASKS DID YOU HAVE TO ORDER TO MAKE IT LIKE THAT

Razorecko
05-10-2007, 10:54 PM
You know you're an GCSRT8 owner when you get h.s. girls telling you "you have a beautiful car" :D

Mango
05-11-2007, 05:26 AM
... when guys ask you "wha....you put pipes on that or what?"

kramsay1234
05-11-2007, 07:01 AM
You know you are a GCSRT8 owner if you get all excited when you see another one on the road and then you post here waiting for someone to reply to the Wink Wink, Spotted Thread.

ndm
05-11-2007, 07:47 AM
---when you have to live with all the funny noises
-----when people ask" I didnt know that they made it with black chrome wheels"
-----when you keep saying to yourself,"Next week I'll drive my other car to save miles and gas" .....but never do!
---when you keep that back heater on all the time to combat the goodyear RSA's
---you know that you have more knowledge about your jeep than the jeep dealer does.
--- you keep thinking about what it would be like to actually have a tune available
---when you keep thinking about what it would be like to have a tune and a turbo available
---when you keep thinking about what it would be like to have a tune and a Supercharger available
---You always seem to be going the opposite direction of a TBSS
---people look at your ride and wait to take off at a red light just so you know they are not racing you.
----You always feel like you are neo from the Matrix on your daily commute
----coworkers have you run for food because they know they wont have to wait long for you to get back.
----sudden rough railroad tracks put you in back rehab for a month
----when you wait till the last day to check your recalled tires
---when items in the front of the car always end up in the back when you get to the destination
----when you drive by stores with a ton of windows just to see yourself driving
-----when everyone seems to drive slower
---When a 26 hour drive is totally worth it
---when a 26hour drive is fueled with adrenaline so you need not eat on the way
----when the rear of your ride looks to be covered in dust but the front is squeaky clean.
----when you reach for an item in the cargo area and burn your leg on the exhaust tips.
----when you are desperately waiting for those TSB's
---when you park ablock away from those parking block thingies to avoid hitting the front fascia
-----when the seat belts flapp around like crazy with the windows open
---when your child says"daddy that tickles" every time you get the green light.
----when you drive out of the way to get on that road that allows you to go WOT and hit corners like a madman
---when your seat has so much adjustment that a midget could drive with their head touching the roof
----It takes you an infinite amount of time to actually realize that you actually got one.


Okay Ill think of more later.

jlandbl
05-11-2007, 08:00 AM
---You always seem to be going the opposite direction of a TBSS

Good list. This one is so true.

tylerbee955
05-11-2007, 09:59 AM
Great list, I can relate to almost all of those even the seat belts flapping and burning my knee cap LOL

squigmang
05-11-2007, 12:51 PM
when superman calles you to ask if youll make a pair of srt8 pyjamas for him

Sheri'SRT8
05-11-2007, 02:56 PM
...your wife is dusting everything else on the road, with the A/C on, and she calls you to tell you about it.

Sheri'SRT8
05-11-2007, 02:56 PM
...you have to have two.

T-Time
05-11-2007, 03:47 PM
You know your an SRT8 owner when...

You keep the engine bay spotless..because everybody wants to look under the hood...

T-Time
5 Tinted Tails Tomorrow!!

T-Time
05-11-2007, 03:51 PM
...your dog knows to lay down at every stop light.



Too Funny!! A SRT8 trained pet...

T-Time

PsychoSRT8
05-11-2007, 03:59 PM
man you guys r funny!
.... when reading this thread makes your day!

ndm....love the list btw

Inferno SRT8
05-11-2007, 05:45 PM
When people ask, Hey where did you get that body kit?

Derwood98
05-11-2007, 05:59 PM
When you throw open the hood to show one of your buddies and he says that his son just bought one of these with the V6. "What does this have in it? Is that a V8?"

Fastest H-Town Realtor
05-11-2007, 09:12 PM
When you seriously consider adding a Crossfire and Ram to the family...SRT versions, of course...

zombiescustoms
05-12-2007, 06:08 AM
people call you "sir" after they say nice car!!


this happend last night, the funny thing is I'm only 33!

Mango
05-12-2007, 06:10 AM
When people ask, Hey where did you get that body kit?


LOL!

Just last night I had 3 guys ask me "Hey where you get dat body kit?"

hahahha

kramsay1234
05-12-2007, 06:47 AM
Almost everytime someone asks, "where did you get those rims?" I say they're stock, and then they say, "and the bumpers...??"

"Yep. Stock too."

Blown7
05-12-2007, 12:08 PM
From my personal observations today

You get pi$$ed when you come up on someone in the left lane and there only doing 90 MPH.
When you have to slow down to 100 MPH to light a cig.

Jeff

hassanusc
05-12-2007, 01:15 PM
When you're HAPPY that you got 13 mpg on your last fill up two days ago...

timster
05-12-2007, 07:48 PM
when a thread like this is highly entertaining

Str8Srt8
05-13-2007, 01:12 AM
When you know that the other driver doesn't know that he can't beat you!

And when you have to reconcile your speeding tickets with your monthly checking account.

eharris560
08-28-2007, 12:29 PM
you know you a srt-8 owner. If you drive the limit in the left line, and laugh when guy behind you give you the high beams.

HoustonSRT-8
08-28-2007, 12:54 PM
you know you a srt-8 owner. If you drive the limit in the left line, and laugh when guy behind you give you the high beams.
No, that just means you're a **** for not having the curteousy to get out of the fast lane if others are going faster.

MatFab
08-28-2007, 01:48 PM
you know you a srt-8 owner. If you drive the limit in the left line, and laugh when guy behind you give you the high beams.

you sure your not a civic driver?

Thumpn
08-28-2007, 03:09 PM
When the chicks show you thier T!T$ to get a ride and after the first one rides you have to put a towel on the seat for the next girl in line.

Really happend to me at the track one night!!!!

moparman505
08-29-2007, 07:29 AM
....you go out and wash it again...and it isn't even dirty.

wasthatreallyajeep8907
08-29-2007, 07:57 AM
when guys in porches vettes etc pull up to you at a light and you rev it and they laugh then realize the only way they coulda won was by rollin down the window yelling cops then taking off before your done lookin for them..

Go~RillaWRX
08-29-2007, 08:07 AM
when your so addicted to the sound of a big hemi that you sold your wifes jewelry to prep for a challenger. ;)

ndm
08-29-2007, 08:59 AM
When the chicks show you thier T!T$ to get a ride and after the first one rides you have to put a towel on the seat for the next girl in line.

Really happend to me at the track one night!!!!

MMMmmmm!!!!!

Sounds like your seats got sticky......HEHEHE!!!

WHERE DO YOU LIVE AGAIN?

eharris560
08-29-2007, 02:14 PM
that's the point they can't go faster than you.

Ok, I have another one

Speed bumps are to you as is Kryptonite is to Superman

Thumpn
08-29-2007, 03:42 PM
MMMmmmm!!!!!

Sounds like your seats got sticky......HEHEHE!!!

WHERE DO YOU LIVE AGAIN?

Near Spokane , WA

Dr.Steve
08-29-2007, 03:49 PM
when two guys pull up to you in an 07 limited GC and ask you if you're driving the new '08 . . . and your truck is older than theirs:D

blackcar
08-29-2007, 03:57 PM
.....when you know who bob is and where he works.

:eek:

Trathferd
08-29-2007, 06:11 PM
when your getting gas and some dude askes you if the ride is yours or did you steal it..

eharris560
08-29-2007, 06:38 PM
When bypass the gas station with the cheapest 93, because that jack up low curb might scratch the bottom of the front kit.

You hope your breaks don't squeal, when stop at that corner with hot chicks

spartansrt8
08-29-2007, 07:13 PM
.......when you drive around town with the rear windows down all the time. Just so you can hear the borla s better :)
.......when you floor it in a underground parking lot and cant get that grin off your face after setting off all the car alarms
.......when your paying 600.00 a month for the lease, 318.63 for insurance, 750.00 for gas (daily driven), and your just turning 20 years old on friday
....PRICELESS

PALELLA
08-29-2007, 08:57 PM
Jealous TB SS owners join your site to see how cool your truck really is.

PALELLA
08-29-2007, 09:00 PM
.......when your paying 600.00 a month for the lease, 318.63 for insurance, 750.00 for gas (daily driven), and your just turning 20 years old on friday



At that rate you will put 20,000+ miles/year on it. Lease???????:eek:

ashleys blk ss
08-30-2007, 10:27 AM
Jealous TB SS owners join your site to see how cool your truck really is.

I hope you aren't referring to me. :(

NASCAR
08-30-2007, 12:19 PM
:eek: :eek: When bypass the gas station with the cheapest 93, because that jack up low curb might scratch the bottom of the front kitHa,Ha...I thought I was the only one that did that.:p My homeboy tells me to go up on a slant,but I still don't trust it!!

You know if yur a GC SRT owner if:
You park yur truck about 10 miles away from the mall in the other parking lot and someone parks RIGHT BESIDE YOU and there are a million empty spaces!!!

Some dude comes up to you and say"Hey does that SS come with the vette engine?"
Some guy comes up to you at the gas station and say"Nice truck,look I have the same one",you look over and it's a Jeep Grand Cherokee Wk(no disrespect)WTF??:confused:

When you use the manual mode to slow the truck down trynna save the breaks and you still hear squealing from the rear!:mad:

When you wonder what yur gonna do with yur truck when the 6.4 liter 500hp truck comes out!!;)

waldowood
08-30-2007, 12:32 PM
when you park, you get out of your srt8 to check how close your front is to the curb and then move it up a little more...

toothmechanic
08-30-2007, 01:06 PM
When the wife says..."that exhaust has a low rumble and that just means it has a big engine and will use up more gas.":D :D :D

aplatero1984
08-30-2007, 01:31 PM
when you park, you get out of your srt8 to check how close your front is to the curb and then move it up a little more...
IM GUILTY of that one my self!!:p

phenwick
08-30-2007, 02:09 PM
You time traffic lights to catch the red light, so you can have that rush of acceleration when the light turns green.

GodfatherSRT8
08-30-2007, 02:28 PM
Your ride gets more attention than your friend who just bought a RR sport super charged.

DJ Red Barron
08-30-2007, 02:31 PM
You spend thousands in mods months before taking delivery (making the wait that much more painful). :D

eharris560
08-30-2007, 02:42 PM
When you ask. What the @!@% chrysler was thinking by giving the Nitro, Sebring, etc the mygig first? :confused:

BlackedOut
08-31-2007, 03:26 PM
When all you have to do to shut up all the loud girls riding in the back is floor it.

When girls have a choice to ride in a ML63 and they hop in your car.

When you tell someone what it is and they reply with SRTwhat?

When you can out handle and beat your neighbors Dinan M3 on the way home from work while in an SUV.

When people in the office parking lot say I like your dads 4.8 but i think your SUV is more badass.

When a *** teenager in a STI wants to race and then when you start up the car he says he has to go home all the sudden.

Just a few from the past 3 weeks.

Trathferd
08-31-2007, 03:49 PM
Your fellow employees beg you to drive your SRT to work so they can check it out, but you won't because there is a 5% chance of rain.

Tex_SRT8
08-31-2007, 03:59 PM
When you get home in the evening you stand in the driveway admiring every curve..... Then after you walk in you look out the window for another peek and your girlfriend asks "what are you doing????".....

slow91
08-31-2007, 05:25 PM
......you wipe it down everyday after driving it so it will be clean for the next time you have the urge.

NighT ProWLeR
09-02-2007, 06:28 AM
... When you're angry that nothing has changed in the last 15 minutes since you looked at the Active Topics. How can I continue to obcess about my car when there is nothing new to read?!!

Derwood98
09-10-2008, 09:38 PM
When a Monkey Baller resurrects this thread because it's an oldie, but a goodie!

Matt McKenzie
09-11-2008, 05:19 AM
You must own and SRT8 and be a monkey baller Darrin....awesome!!!! (as said by the next door neighbor kid in "The Incredibles")

grocery gtr
09-11-2008, 05:51 AM
when your riding with your kids and they say ,daddy theres another chumpstang...........

Matt McKenzie
09-11-2008, 05:55 AM
Nice Gerald!

When you have your nephew in the back and he doesn't want to watch the DVD because he has permagrin and keeps telling you to go faster!

TonySRT8
09-11-2008, 07:24 AM
When you are coming out of a rest stop on the PA turnpike and a state cop is blocking your jeep in with his lights on. Then he just says, "That's a sweet looking jeep, have a few minutes to show her to me?" :D

WBSRT
09-11-2008, 07:40 AM
when a 80 yr old man walks up and says it that that monster jeep!!!!!

liquiddi
09-11-2008, 08:02 AM
when you can give cleveland steamers

CTS-Veo
09-11-2008, 08:59 AM
When you need to put 2 drinks in the cupholder and you want to trade your car in due to the completely undersized/inadequit passenger side cup holder!!! Then you realize you are over reacting and there are 2 more cup holders right behind the center console and everything will be all right...

Matt McKenzie
09-11-2008, 09:03 AM
If someone says, nice body kit you put on!!!!

Harrison@Stage6
09-11-2008, 09:56 AM
when you punch it off the line and your 5 and 4 year old boys giggle like girls and say, "Do it again Daddy!".

aplatero1984
09-11-2008, 09:59 AM
def Monkey ballin thread!!!:D

mortimer
09-11-2008, 10:03 AM
when you punch it off the line and your 5 and 4 year old boys giggle like girls and say, "Do it again Daddy!".

+1 on that, gotta love it! That's my most-used excuse to mash the gas . . . as if I really need one

You know you're an SRT8 owner if . . .

When your wife says "I need to run to the store real quick for milk and bre..."
and you say "I'LL GO!" before she finishes the sentence :)

WBSRT
09-11-2008, 10:06 AM
+1 on that, gotta love it! That's my most-used excuse to mash the gas . . . as if I really need one

You know you're an SRT8 owner if . . .

When your wife says "I need to run to the store real quick for milk and bre..."
and you say "I'LL GO!" before she finishes the sentence :)

+1 to both of those , My kids love riding in the SRT8, Just last night two my three kids could not sleep and we where out of milk, it was 12am, lol I jumped up and said Honey brb the kids need a glass of warm milk to sleep!!!

Harrison@Stage6
09-11-2008, 10:06 AM
+1 on that, gotta love it! That's my most-used excuse to mash the gas . . . as if I really need one

You know you're an SRT8 owner if . . .

When your wife says "I need to run to the store real quick for milk and bre..."
and you say "I'LL GO!" before she finishes the sentence :)

THAT IS SOOOOO TRUE IN MY FAMILY!!! I volunteer to run ANYWHERE!! Ooops... honey I need tampons, OH I'll GO!! Any excuse! Or if you dump out the rest of the milk to go get some!

WBSRT
09-11-2008, 10:08 AM
When its parked in the garage and you remote start it and the house vibrates.

Harrison@Stage6
09-11-2008, 10:09 AM
When it's parked in the garage and you go in and just STAAAARE at it for 30 minutes. :D

Harrison@Stage6
09-11-2008, 10:10 AM
When you remote start it at the store and scare people as they're walking by it with the exhaust. Headers and a muffler only is a beautiful thing!

Matt McKenzie
09-11-2008, 10:46 AM
When you stare at it......oh that was said....
when you start it just to hear it....oops, that was too....
when.........damn I love this ***in Jeep!!!!

veyronSRT8@TTCreations
09-11-2008, 10:51 AM
when your TCM is the only thing holding you back from really unleashing the beast. ;)
when people just dont understand...
when you just cant resist taking it for a cruise rain, snow, or shine.
when your tires scream everytime you stomp it
when you realize you made the BEST choice when you bought it
when a girl gets "excited" from riding in a JEEP
when you make an owner of a 100K+ sports car sick to his stomach
when loosing your keys is one of the worst things imaginable...

Mango
09-11-2008, 10:56 AM
You have scars on your leg from your exhaust tips....
Your door has flipped back and pinned you against your truck...
You can't keep the back of your truck clean for more than 5 minutes....
Your dealer has attempted to "rotate your tires" during service visits...

EROD10379
09-11-2008, 11:54 AM
Friggin dealer rotated mine and drove it a short bit scaping tires on the front -IDIOTS! I was sooooo pissed.
You know you're an SRT 8 owner if you purposely drive in first or second gear JUSt to hear the low grumble sound coming from your exhaust.

johnny--2k
09-11-2008, 12:30 PM
I can relate to the little kid ones, except it's my 5 year old brother.

You know you drive an SRT8 when your friend with a TBSS who really wanted an SRT8 disowns you for a week after you buy it. (Happened to me, he would not talk to me)

....when you pull up next to a prius and laugh, even if they are getting 3x the gas mileage, it's still a tin death trap

....when a guy in a 700HP blown/sprayed c4 vette pulls up next to you at a light, and revs at YOU...then you destroy him outta the hole cuz he's got no traction, but he goes right past once your above the 50MPH mark, grinning and giving you a big thumbs up combined with a "WTF just happened there" look!

silverbullet
09-11-2008, 01:03 PM
You try all the time to do a burn out and can't BUT are not dissapointed anyway!

FriscoHemi
09-11-2008, 02:16 PM
you know you are a Bay Area Jeep SRT8 owner if...

u try to obliterate every import you see even if it's your grandma driving (my grandma doesn't drive an import but if she did she would eat my dust)...

u roll by your old shop (still have a 2000 maxima) and the little 335i wussyboy u know now says "fck you" and laughs as ur leaving because he knows he's got no chance

you know you are a Jeep SRT8 owner if...

u make ur girl's panties w*t from the sound of your manly V8

u floor it and remember to look @ the speedometer a short time later and exclaim
o sh*t
cuz ur doin 140 and its still wanting to pull....so you peep the srx and let the ponies keep on runnin'

u get an ab workout from flooring it

u try to race motorcycles every chance u get (and by race - its legal racing of course..) and beat some of them and they look @ u like wtf

u know u have potential to be a 10 second vehicle and this is only ur truck!

u know and respect everyday that you are driving one of the baddest production vehicles on the planet

sometimes u don't turn on the radio the whole way to work or home or wherever so you can hear that hemi purrrrrr.

u first get your ride and ur gf says "stomp it" for a month even when ur just hangin out on the couch

u look at other srt8's and they look at you and know that you are the fastest of the SRT8 group

u are a member of a community where monkey balls are often referred too

ur gf says "it makes my tummy tingle" and ur pants on still on :eek:

love acceleration and feelin' tha g forces

:pimp:

EROD10379
09-11-2008, 05:25 PM
Too funny of a post...went to luch today with a buddy and his wife.....swear the wife told me she was getting wet in the back seat......AND this was after I started reading this thread this morning before lunch............I died laughing! DREAMS DO CUM TRUE!

EROD10379
09-11-2008, 05:27 PM
My buddy just sat there and laffed,,,cuz he an dI were having a conversation about all that yesterday that his wife said took 30 minutes to stop laughing from...........damn life is good......

johnny--2k
09-11-2008, 05:43 PM
Ahh yes....the wet panites.

It's best when it comes after the comment, "Holy ****, my feet are numb and I'm getting wet. From not one girl, but her twin sister in the back, and their hot friend!"

DevssrT
09-11-2008, 05:46 PM
sTiS AND Evo MR's Think they can beat you, but you toy with them just for fun!

silverbullet
09-11-2008, 06:35 PM
I tell you.... after reading all these posts, I kind of want to get a Borla S exhaust now!

aplatero1984
09-11-2008, 06:47 PM
you know your an SRT owner if you like to PEE on girls BUTT!:eek: hehehehe!

CTS-Veo
09-11-2008, 08:53 PM
you know your an SRT owner if you like to PEE on girls BUTT!:eek: hehehehe!

But you're not an SRT owner are you??? Or did you get the new SRT 10spd. Huffy?

Derwood98
09-11-2008, 08:56 PM
When you say good night to your baby before bed..

Stangfather
09-11-2008, 10:02 PM
when you hop on your motorcycle and back it out and almost drop it becuase your staring at the jeep..



true story

Matt McKenzie
09-12-2008, 09:38 AM
But you're not an SRT owner are you??? Or did you get the new SRT 10spd. Huffy?

Dayuuuuummmmm!

aplatero1984
09-12-2008, 10:24 AM
But you're not an SRT owner are you??? Or did you get the new SRT 10spd. Huffy?
LOL! :rofl:
Dayuuuuummmmm!

I know! that was a kick in the Monkey Ballz!:D

TonySRT8
09-12-2008, 12:00 PM
when you hop on your motorcycle and back it out and almost drop it becuase your staring at the jeep..



true story


LOL, I almost did the same thing to my harley when I backed over the daily news paper while looking at my jeep the day after I got the BWoody springs on :D

You know your an SRT-8 owner when :

You tell people your 1/4 mile times and they roll their eyes at you like you are smoking crack or something. Granted mine aren't as great as some on here yet ;)

BOB WISNER
09-12-2008, 01:18 PM
You know you're a JGCSRT8 owner when the valet at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse parks the Jeep right up front with the Ferraries, Lambos, and Bentlies.

veyronSRT8@TTCreations
09-12-2008, 01:22 PM
You know you're a JGCSRT8 owner when the valet at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse parks the Jeep right up front with the Ferraries, Lambos, and Bentlies.

nice...class for sure if you're an SRT8 owner, a Jeep SRT8 owner. ;)

FriscoHemi
09-12-2008, 02:47 PM
when u can't make it home from the store without groceries flung all over the back cuz you have so much damn torque and u can't control urself from driving your 5000 lb rocket like its a rocket

(a bit more vulgar but wtf - its Friday)
when u use your seat heaters to dry out the residual wetpanty marks on ur beautifully plush leather and suede seats :eek:

<i apologize for offending any female members of this community by the above statement and for the following - i always wanted to say this (since i read it first here) - Monkey Balls Beitch!!!! eat my dust! >

aplatero1984
09-12-2008, 03:33 PM
when u can't make it home from the store without groceries flung all over the back cuz you have so much damn torque and u can't control urself from driving your 5000 lb rocket like its a rocket

(a bit more vulgar but wtf - its Friday)
when u use your seat heaters to dry out the residual wetpanty marks on ur beautifully plush leather and suede seats :eek:

<i apologize for offending any female members of this community by the above statement and for the following - i always wanted to say this (since i read it first here) - Monkey Balls Beitch!!!! eat my dust! >

nah, I don't think Matt would gat mad at you!:eek::D hehehehehe!

sactownsrt
09-12-2008, 03:54 PM
when you carry detail spray, micro fiber towels and rubber surgical gloves in your rear cup holder.

Barney's SRT8
09-13-2008, 09:26 AM
This one goes for me. You've just had knee surgery and couldnt drive for a week, so the first time you get back in the beast you punch it, even though it hurts like a b*tch, because not being able to drive the Jeep like an animal hurts even more.:D

Harrison@Stage6
09-13-2008, 10:36 AM
when you carry detail spray, micro fiber towels and rubber surgical gloves in your rear cup holder.

No rubber gloves but I keep them in the back of the front passenger seat!

You know you're a JGCSRT8 owner when the valet at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse parks the Jeep right up front with the Ferraries, Lambos, and Bentlies.

That happend to me 3x at The Capitol Grill, Ruth's Chris(beaches one),and at The Cheesecake Factory.... I always get it detailed if I know my wife and I are going out alone for dinner. Gotta arrive Pimpin' baby!

Matt McKenzie
09-13-2008, 10:46 AM
- Monkey Balls Beitch!!!! eat my dust! >
That just put a tear of Joy in me eye...thank you for that!
when you carry detail spray, micro fiber towels and rubber surgical gloves in your rear cup holder.

I carry mine in two plastic tubs that are bungee chorded down in the back so they don't fly everywhere.....hahaha, here you go:

When you bungee chord everything down in the back because you don't want it flying all over the place!!!! Yeah me!!!!

johnny--2k
09-13-2008, 11:14 AM
When you carry two plastic tubs with MF towels, detailer, wax, tireshine, scratchx, eagle one never dull, my camera bag, my laptop/backpack, tripod, blanket, and folding chair in the back, and organize the two plastic tubs and camera bag into the tray, along with the backpack so they dont fling around from torque, brakes, and massive cornering g-forces. (Thats me in a nutshell. Full detail shop minus a buffer in my trunk....)

TonySRT8
09-13-2008, 02:03 PM
Your heart beats faster when seeing this sign.

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4797/passwithcarelq9.gif

Matt McKenzie
09-13-2008, 04:42 PM
Your heart beats faster when seeing this sign.

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4797/passwithcarelq9.gif

Hahahahaha, nice!

Jred22
09-13-2008, 08:26 PM
you **** dudes.

Matt McKenzie
09-14-2008, 05:18 AM
I am starting to wonder about you James, LOL!

Vinnysrt8
09-14-2008, 06:32 AM
great thread i could relate to alot of them

WBSRT
09-14-2008, 06:47 AM
....when you stop to talk to a neighbor then get pissed when they lean in the passenger window.. and your looking for any watch or jewelry contact with your paint, and if you do spot contact, a bead of sweat starts for form and your eye twitches....

johnny--2k
09-14-2008, 09:44 PM
^HAHAHAHA!!!! Oh my god, it just happened to me the other day, but it was a coworker. I pulled out of work, stopped in the next lot, and got out the Quick Detailer to do a quick wipe down of his greasy forearm print on the window sill and top of the door.

SRT8ITWHOLE
09-15-2008, 12:23 AM
- when you read this thread for 20 minutes and desperately try to think of something clever to say.
- when you call your brother to tow the boat to the river.
- when the brake dust makes owning black wheels seem appealing for the first time in your life.
- when you justify the marginal fuel economy by the smiles per gallon.
- when you have a hard time deciding on whether to drive the GC, or hop on the sport bike that has a much better power to weight ratio.
- when your wife is finally in the mood and you stay in the garage to finish waxing the wheels with full knowledge that she'll be asleep when you go to bed.
- when as a Jeep owner the thought of going down a gravel road makes you cringe.
- when you laugh like a schoolboy at yourself on the Racekeeper DVD that you got when thrashing a variety of brand new SRT's at the Track Experience.

johnny--2k
09-15-2008, 02:16 PM
When it's been raining for 2 days, your going to a car show, the jeep is filthy, you are going to a show in the morning that may be rained out, yet you still get home at 11:20 PM, and give the jeep a bath, then park it in the garage hoping tomorrow is nice and not raining.

BTW, The show was still on, in the rain, and I took 1st place for 86 to current stock Mopar!

WBSRT
09-15-2008, 02:46 PM
When it's been raining for 2 days, your going to a car show, the jeep is filthy, you are going to a show in the morning that may be rained out, yet you still get home at 11:20 PM, and give the jeep a bath, then park it in the garage hoping tomorrow is nice and not raining.

BTW, The show was still on, in the rain, and I took 1st place for 86 to current stock Mopar!
Aint that the truth, Good win BTW !!!!

TonySRT8
09-15-2008, 02:59 PM
Every time you see a gas station, you glance at your fuel gauge. Even if you already filled up that day.

WBSRT
09-15-2008, 03:05 PM
Every time you see a gas station, you glance at your fuel gauge. Even if you already filled up that day.


HAAAA I do that, all the time!!!

WBSRT
09-15-2008, 03:10 PM
You often find yourself checking her over for any defects and if you spot one your one top of it, Just today i was looking at the Jeep parked in my garage and almost choked from what i thought was a long azzz scratch across the hood, turned out to be a sider web, lmao. I said Dag how freakin anal....

EROD10379
09-15-2008, 03:11 PM
When you get home from some nice driving and all you hear in the garage after you turn the motor off is the ting ting ting sound of your SRT8 exhaust registering that it's cooling down. I love that sound!

PS - Went to Western Washington Fair this weekend. Picked up some metal shine polish from a company called Carnu-B. I've used their wax and it is excellent. The metal shine has aluminum oxide in it so the guy tells me it is killer on rims. I will try it out and FINALLY post pics of the ride. Carnu-B wax - anyone else ever use it? I also am using the new ICE wax.....looked real nice the first time I used that too.

QBNKID
09-15-2008, 03:18 PM
- When your computer Wallpaper, screen saver and some icons have a picture of your SRT or an SRT logo somewhere.
- When your cell phone has an SRT logo somewhere.
- When your key chain has an SRT logo.
- When a you buy custom clothing and hats with SRT logos.
- When your 7 mo. baby knows how to say HEMI before it learns to say mama or papa. (I'm working on it... :D)
- When your underwear has an SRT logo and underneath it the words "Monkey Balls" (Hahaha... just kidding about this one... not true :D)

Matt McKenzie
09-15-2008, 03:34 PM
- When your underwear has an SRT logo and underneath it the words "Monkey Balls" (Hahaha... just kidding about this one... not true :D)

Bullsh!t....yours really do, hahahaha! Monkey ballz!

johnny--2k
09-15-2008, 04:00 PM
when you work at a ford/lincoln/mercury dealership and have a picture of your jeep printed on canvas, wrapped around a pine frame, and mounted on the wall in your office.

This one to be exact...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/johnny--2k/GC%20SRT-8/HDR33.jpg

The Pun
09-15-2008, 04:08 PM
When your 85 pound lab/golden mix learned to surf from trying to stand up in the back of the truck while I run errands...

Fendiesal
09-15-2008, 04:10 PM
when your at a house party at 2 in da mornin and some random HOT CHICK comes up to you and is beggin for a ride and you tell her not with your shirt on. and she says maybe i'll take it off if it impresses me. and about 1/2 mile up the road she's completly TOPLESS screamin do it again.

WBSRT
09-15-2008, 04:48 PM
When your 85 pound lab/golden mix learned to surf from trying to stand up in the back of the truck while I run errands...

I can picture that one, LMAO !!!!

WBSRT
09-15-2008, 04:49 PM
when your at a house party at 2 in da mornin and some random HOT CHICK comes up to you and is beggin for a ride and you tell her not with your shirt on. and she says maybe i'll take it off if it impresses me. and about 1/2 mile up the road she's completly TOPLESS screamin do it again.

O DAM !!!! I need a smoke after that one, , lol

EROD10379
09-16-2008, 01:32 PM
Fen - You Da Man!

JMJ
09-18-2008, 08:08 PM
When the GTO you just beat says "ya, I was going to get one, but...."

BeNJeeZy
09-18-2008, 09:58 PM
...when u just feel sorry for the person at the stoplight next to u in the trailblazer ss

Fendiesal
09-18-2008, 10:28 PM
when you do more homework choosing which head/cam setup you wanna go with than the 3 years you were in college

when immediately after purchase all your spare thoughs thinking about what you'd like to do to your girl next turn to what you'd like to do to your beast next.

when you take your license plate off while washing cause no paint goes unwashed

when random people ask you how fast it is and you take a deep breath cause you know there gonna wanna argue with your honest answer

SRTOCHO
09-18-2008, 11:08 PM
When your friends at work brag to their friends about what you drive....
When you floor it going through tunnels just to hear the exhaust....
When you pull to a red light and the Mustang GT next to you acts like he did'nt see you...

TonySRT8
09-19-2008, 12:20 PM
When you pull to a red light and the Mustang GT next to you acts like he did'nt see you...

LOL, so true. A mustang has been racing the strip by my house all summer with a loud exhaust. I dusted him a few weeks ago. Last weekend we both ended up at the same red light. He stopped about 1/2 my jeep length back so we wouldn't be side by side at the light. I didn't hear any exhaust revving that day :D

WBSRT
09-19-2008, 12:25 PM
Good one Tony, Way to Rep for the GCSRT8's

SRT8 4 J
09-19-2008, 12:34 PM
when you work at a ford/lincoln/mercury dealership and have a picture of your jeep printed on canvas, wrapped around a pine frame, and mounted on the wall in your office.

This one to be exact...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/johnny--2k/GC%20SRT-8/HDR33.jpg



Love the pic!!!!! Gotta get one for myself...with my JeeP of course

johnny--2k
09-24-2008, 09:01 AM
courtesy of a joint effort with Matt M for his comment this morning....

You know your a monkey-ballin SRT8 owner when you leave work and all you can think about is going home and jumping on cherokeesrt8.com to monkey ball!

Matt McKenzie
09-24-2008, 09:05 AM
Hahahahaha.....except on the weekends....peace out! LOL

DevssrT
09-24-2008, 11:35 AM
When an STi pulls up with his girlfriend in the car and you blow her a kiss to her to get him pissed, smoke him and he wont pull up next to you after!

Matt McKenzie
09-24-2008, 12:57 PM
When an STi pulls up with his girlfriend in the car and you blow her a kiss to her to get him pissed, smoke him and he wont pull up next to you after!

Have you done this Ryan....if so, you da man, and even though I had a lot of respect for you before....it just went up tenfold!!!!

Gravitas
10-22-2008, 07:53 AM
LOL, so true. A mustang has been racing the strip by my house all summer with a loud exhaust. I dusted him a few weeks ago. Last weekend we both ended up at the same red light. He stopped about 1/2 my jeep length back so we wouldn't be side by side at the light. I didn't hear any exhaust revving that day :D

This happens to me all the time, whether its a mustang, bmw, audi, subaru, etc. Haha

Gravitas
10-22-2008, 07:58 AM
When some middle age woman (or anyone else who owns a regualr Jeep GC) says "dont you just love yur Jeep? I love mine...blah, blah, blah.. it must be a Jeep thing.. (vomit)" and you just want to laugh at them because you know your Jeep cannot even be remotely compared to some grocery-getting Laredo.

Gravitas
10-22-2008, 08:08 AM
when your at a house party at 2 in da mornin and some random HOT CHICK comes up to you and is beggin for a ride and you tell her not with your shirt on. and she says maybe i'll take it off if it impresses me. and about 1/2 mile up the road she's completly TOPLESS screamin do it again.

Similar situation happend to me my first week of owning the beast. I was at a party and this SMOKIN HOT girl who was throwin the pool party wanted a ride becasue she heard me start it up when i was leaving. (her dad owns a lingenfelter corvette so she new the sound of power). After throwing her back into the passenger seat and scaring the crap out of her on some city streets she asks, "Is that a DVD player in the back? Do you have any DVD's in here?" My reply "Yeah i have a few, wanna check it out?"... Next thing we're in the back seat at 4:00 AM watching 'The Pick of Destiny' and of course one thing lead to another.... your imagination can't do justice to the next hour of my life. GOOD TIMES thanks to the beast

WBSRT
10-22-2008, 08:25 AM
Similar situation happend to me my first week of owning the beast. I was at a party and this SMOKIN HOT girl who was throwin the pool party wanted a ride becasue she heard me start it up when i was leaving. (her dad owns a lingenfelter corvette so she new the sound of power). After throwing her back into the passenger seat and scaring the crap out of her on some city streets she asks, "Is that a DVD player in the back? Do you have any DVD's in here?" My reply "Yeah i have a few, wanna check it out?"... Next thing we're in the back seat at 4:00 AM watching 'The Pick of Destiny' and of course one thing lead to another.... your imagination can't do justice to the next hour of my life. GOOD TIMES thanks to the beast

O Yeah!!!!! :cool::p:D

WBSRT
10-22-2008, 08:28 AM
You know your a GCSRT8 Owner, because.. After you park in the far end of the parking lot, you keep looking back and thinking to yourself, Damn thats a sick Ride....

Matt McKenzie
10-22-2008, 09:05 AM
You know you are a GCSRT8 owner when about 30 of you want to get together to look at the other GCSRT8's that people own....even though it is the same vehicle, LOL!!!

WBSRT
10-22-2008, 09:11 AM
You know you are a GCSRT8 owner when about 30 of you want to get together to look at the other GCSRT8's that people own....even though it is the same vehicle, LOL!!!

Good One Matt.

MIKE SRT8
10-22-2008, 09:39 AM
I was waiting at a side road when a Bentley Continental drove past yesterday. The blonde woman in the passenger seat eyes almost jumped out of her head when she saw the SRT8, and the Bentley cost's around three times the Jeep.:D

Razorecko
10-22-2008, 09:46 AM
my jeep is silver nobody looks at me :( ...lol no seriously when i had my black 07 i got 10x more the attention. Oh well i just got keyed with a 4 inch scratch on my rear quarter and you can't even see it in the silver :)

Matt McKenzie
10-22-2008, 09:48 AM
Black is the best color....but I am sorry about the scratch Adrian!!!

promo718
10-22-2008, 09:50 AM
keying a jeep srt8 should be penalized by death.

Razorecko
10-22-2008, 09:54 AM
its no biggie matt, alot of disgruntled employees like tearing up my vehicles so this time around i got a silver. Honestly w/ 22k on the clock its actually not that bad at all considering i do alot of driving in chicago.

Matt McKenzie
10-22-2008, 10:00 AM
It's still bullsh!t....messing with a man's ride is worse than messing with his woman, LOL!!! Maybe not, haha!

Razorecko
10-22-2008, 10:06 AM
^ oh i agree, you never F*ck with a dude's ride but its usually the really bitter people that have no respect that pull crap like that.

Matt McKenzie
10-22-2008, 10:07 AM
^ oh i agree, you never F*ck with a dude's ride but its usually the really bitter people that have no respect that pull crap like that.

That's the truth!!!

johnny--2k
10-22-2008, 01:02 PM
You know you are an SRT-8 owner if you hijack a "you know you are an SRT-8 Owner" thread talking about messing with someone elses SRT-8.

Matt McKenzie
10-22-2008, 01:05 PM
You know you are an SRT-8 owner if you hijack a "you know you are an SRT-8 Owner" thread talking about messing with someone elses SRT-8.

Damn skippy!!!!!!!!!!

You know you are a GCSRT8 owner when you have no problem calling out another GCSRT8 owner!!!

johnny--2k
10-22-2008, 01:10 PM
Damn skippy!!!!!!!!!!

You know you are a GCSRT8 owner when you have no problem MONKEY BALLING another GCSRT8 owner!!!

Fixed!!! :D

Matt McKenzie
10-22-2008, 01:12 PM
Fixed!!! :D

Thanks!!! :D

Billmoe
10-24-2008, 10:03 PM
....on ramps...beautiful freaking on ramps...when you merge into 70 mph traffic going 110

Derwood98
10-24-2008, 10:20 PM
Ha, Ha, this is an oldie, but a goodie.. :D

Razorecko
10-24-2008, 10:31 PM
when you try to take the rear end out on every turn :D

mrfamous
10-25-2008, 12:37 AM
You know you are an GCSRT8 owner when the gas station attendant goes to wash the windshield and you grab the thing out of his hand because you don't want ANYONE touching your ride...

DevssrT
10-25-2008, 01:46 AM
Have you done this Ryan....if so, you da man, and even though I had a lot of respect for you before....it just went up tenfold!!!!

HAHAHA yes I have Matt...I always saw him with my old jeep and knew he would smoke me...but once I finally got the chance after I had my SRT I did it and it was classic!!...I actually havent seen him aroud since I ran him...maybe he sold it lol...

DevssrT
10-25-2008, 01:51 AM
When your buddy with a special edition 'nismo" Civic comes to a party your at and refuses to run you because he knows hell get smoked.

FriscoHemi
10-27-2008, 01:44 PM
you leave the door open when you fire up the Beast just to hear the roar - and every single time you do - it makes you smile - then you rev it a lil bit and ur like....

fu<k yeah

this is my baby - i'm part of the American Muscle Past Time - fu<k yeauh.......:cool: :pimp:

FriscoHemi
10-27-2008, 01:45 PM
when you want the forum you thought was so cool to UNBAN one of it's most major contributors - ACE!

Vinnysrt8
10-27-2008, 01:47 PM
you leave the door open when you fire up the Beast just to hear the roar - and every single time you do - it makes you smile - then you rev it a lil bit and ur like....

fu<k yeah

this is my baby - i'm part of the American Muscle Past Time - fu<k yeauh.......:cool: :pimp:

I like that its a good one

FriscoHemi
10-28-2008, 11:30 PM
I like that its a good one

thanks Beast Bro.

SkyeHighSRT8
10-29-2008, 01:41 AM
.......when you have more pics of your SRT on your phone/computer/photobucket than you do of your girlfriend/wife/kids/etc.
........when people tell you your exhaust tips are crooked.
......when you spend more time researching brake pads than lasic eye surgery clinics.
.......when you break down your income to: mods per week.

SkyeHighSRT8
10-29-2008, 02:00 AM
When it's 4am and you can't figure out why no one is posting.

WBSRT
10-29-2008, 07:02 AM
.......when you have more pics of your SRT on your phone/computer/photobucket than you do of your girlfriend/wife/kids/etc.
........when people tell you your exhaust tips are crooked.
......when you spend more time researching brake pads than lasic eye surgery clinics.
.......when you break down your income to: mods per week.

When it's 4am and you can't figure out why no one is posting.

Those are good !!!:rolleyes::rolleyes:

kainsel
10-29-2008, 07:31 PM
... you continue to browse the SRT8's on EBay Motors, even after you bought a new one, just to look at the different colors and photos

... you monitor You Tube almost daily for new SRT8 videos, and have tagged dozens as your favorites

... you have Googled Jeep SRT8

... you have read every SRT8 road test that has ever been published

... you knew more about the mechanical / technical specs of your SRT8 than the salesman who sold it to you

... you have read your owner's manual from cover to cover

eddiefig
10-29-2008, 08:39 PM
-when a guy at work says he blew the doors off of a "truck like yours" and you have to break the news to him and say "if you won, it WASN'T an SRT8.

-when you blow by a laredo, limited, 5.7, etc. and the guy driving looks at his wife and says to himself, DAMNIT, thats what I wanted.

Vinnysrt8
10-29-2008, 08:44 PM
... you continue to browse the SRT8's on EBay Motors, even after you bought a new one, just to look at the different colors and photos

... you monitor You Tube almost daily for new SRT8 videos, and have tagged dozens as your favorites

... you have Googled Jeep SRT8

... you have read every SRT8 road test that has ever been published

... you knew more about the mechanical / technical specs of your SRT8 than the salesman who sold it to you

... you have read your owner's manual from cover to cover

That sounds like me

Vinnysrt8
10-29-2008, 08:46 PM
You know u r an srt8 when vinnysrt8 is a post whore and wont stop posting.

you know if ur an srt8 owner when u cant stop buying mods for it.

Matt McKenzie
10-30-2008, 09:38 AM
.....when you put up with a 19 year old post whore that can't spell or use proper punctuation, only because he has a GC SRT8 too!!!

Hahaha, just messin with ya Vinny!

FriscoHemi
11-01-2008, 12:43 AM
...when your steering wheel is badly peeling and ur like wtf - i need to find an upholstery shop now.....sheesh

SkyeHighSRT8
11-01-2008, 05:21 AM
.....when you put up with a 19 year old post whore that can't spell or use proper punctuation, only because he has a GC SRT8 too!!!


I fixed it for ya Matt.

Vinnysrt8
11-01-2008, 06:46 AM
.....when you put up with a 19 year old post whore that can't spell or use proper punctuation, only because he has a GC SRT8 too!!!

Hahaha, just messin with ya Vinny!

That me. lol

johnny--2k
11-01-2008, 09:24 AM
when your posts in off topic far exceed your posts in any relevant technical/mod thread.

FriscoHemi
11-01-2008, 09:40 AM
when you know you have a place to type about pooh and your other brothers from another mother also type about pooh and you all lol - until one brother actually posts a pic of pooh and gets banned - then all us brothers proclaim "unban!" and he is eventually unbanned...ok i need to find that pooh thread stat.....

FriscoHemi
11-01-2008, 09:54 AM
so first of all this was written:

I was given a rooophy by one of my guy friends!

and so this was written:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/381281/469741.png

http://www.intternetti.net/~jiri/motivation/surprise%20butsecks.jpg

http://lolbots.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/tfmole.jpg

http://www.belch.com/img/Buttsecks.jpg

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/CALLTHECOPS.jpg/197px-CALLTHECOPS.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/post_images/creepy_king.jpg

and then this was written

I won't be drinking around you. :eek:



and then I wrote:



ummmmmmm yeauh .... no surprise buttsecks please

that is like anti-matter for monkey ballin'

anti-monkey ballin = surprise buttsecks

unless its me surprisin' my girl like:

o i drive a jeep srt8 - why dont u touch your toes and stretch out your back before we go for a ride because i don't want you to injure urself from all the all wheel drive horsepower and g's - then she does and i say:

surprise buttsecks and stick it in her butt!

thats when u know ur a jeep grand cherokee srt8 owner.....

TonySRT8
11-05-2008, 08:15 PM
When someone on a local ricer board steals pics from cherokeesrt8.com and is claiming that it's their Jeep.

silverbullet
11-06-2008, 09:07 AM
When someone on a local ricer board steals pics from cherokeesrt8.com and is claiming that it's their Jeep.

The guy posted in his defense!! read here...

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=203537

Deraynged
12-24-2008, 03:45 PM
...when you park your beloved diagonally across two parking spots, WAY at the rear of the parking garage, under the flood light.
...when your exhaust note sets off all vehicle alarms as you enter and leave said parking garage.

Gravitas
12-24-2008, 05:26 PM
... you continue to browse the SRT8's on EBay Motors, even after you bought a new one, just to look at the different colors and photos

... you monitor You Tube almost daily for new SRT8 videos, and have tagged dozens as your favorites

... you have Googled Jeep SRT8

... you have read every SRT8 road test that has ever been published

... you knew more about the mechanical / technical specs of your SRT8 than the salesman who sold it to you

... you have read your owner's manual from cover to cover

Check, check, check, check, and..... check! haha

780XO
12-25-2008, 04:55 PM
When you just spent 45 minutes reading this and say to yourself. I bet we could make some $$$$$ coming up with a front end parking camera. Thoughts?

WBSRT
12-25-2008, 05:32 PM
you know your a SRT8 Owner, when even on xmas day you still check the forum for more SRT8 threads .

Chris Hull@TTC
12-25-2008, 07:29 PM
.....your wife gets a headache whenever we go anywhere from that drone.

SkyeHighSRT8
12-25-2008, 09:26 PM
you know your a SRT8 Owner, when even on xmas day you still check the forum for more SRT8 threads .

+1..................................