So the Srt-8 suspension/ all wheels drive ends up saving a pricey "driving while intoxicated" citation. So me and a couple friends where on our way home from the bar.... (i wouldnt say i was drunk, or sober) so we are driving along.......driving a long.....and all of a sudden drunk friend from the back says oh ****, here it is, make a right! this righthand turn was approaching in about 10 yards....... so i smash the brembos.....they grab as usual...... the high speed 90 degree turn would flip most vehicle's......the srt-8 took a very smooth cut at it......just as i started to smile i see a cop make the same turn behind me......we pull into the first driveway and get out......the cop was pulling to a stop on the side of the curb as we all three get out and run to the back yard and start fence hoping down to our friends house. the cop never put his lights on or yelled at up.....i think the srt-8 had the cop confused as to how fast i actually made the turn due to the way it handled......thankfully he decided against the pursuite!! Thank you SRT-8!

So the Srt-8 suspension/ all wheels drive ends up saving a pricey "driving while intoxicated" citation. So me and a couple friends where on our way home from the bar.... (i wouldnt say i was drunk, or sober) so we are driving along.......driving a long.....and all of a sudden drunk friend from the back says oh ****, here it is, make a right! this righthand turn was approaching in about 10 yards....... so i smash the brembos.....they grab as usual...... the high speed 90 degree turn would flip most vehicle's......the srt-8 took a very smooth cut at it......just as i started to smile i see a cop make the same turn behind me......we pull into the first driveway and get out......the cop was pulling to a stop on the side of the curb as we all three get out and run to the back yard and start fence hoping down to our friends house. the cop never put his lights on or yelled at up.....i think the srt-8 had the cop confused as to how fast i actually made the turn due to the way it handled......thankfully he decided against the pursuite!! Thank you SRT-8!


You're joking right ?..... hopefully you wont be in the newspaper next month for burying yourself and your friends next time you drive like that.

I'll make sure I dont ever move down by you!
Why take the Risk and dive while under! and have the possiblity to wreck such a awesome machine?:mad:

Oh man, I can already see where this is going. Maybe we can all just agree to pretend like this post didn't happen?

Please don't drink and drive and learn how to spell. Thanks!

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hahahahaha

Why would you risk driving after drinking?
And why are you telling us?

Why would you risk driving after drinking?
And why are you telling us?

I have to agree!

You are also lucky your vehicle wasn't impounded.

This thread should be removed.

haha.....if you guys didnt see.....i said i was not drunk, but not sober. (i didnt go to the bar to get smashed) You guys all know if you get pulled over at 1 a.m and they smell any sort of alcohol on your breath you can definatly be harassesd. Maby wrongfully taken to jail. Chill out you guys......Have ya'll never gone to a bar, and then drive home??????? just cause you go to a bar doesnt mean your hammered....... my point was this........ if i would have been in any other car it would have slid out...... and that would appear to the cop as a "drunk driver." therefore, he would probably want to take me in. Thanks for all the concern!! GEE

bye the way, if i was drunk i never would have made the turn!

If you weren't drunk, why did you run.

If your story is true, the cop would have taken your plate number, and showed up at your house anyway.

Silly little boy. The good thing is that you'll grow up at some point.

yeah.... ok buddy.......you must not know too much about law? Would that cop have a case? no. just because its my plates, doesnt mean without a reasonable doubt that i was actually driving the car now does it? The city doesnt like playing court cost and fees when they know there is no case! If you get away from the cop/ situation while no lights are on why not save the possibility? we WALKED up the side of a house and went in the back yard and hopped some fences to get down to a friends house..... Dont appriciate you talking down at me like that. what's the point man.

yeah.... ok buddy.......you must not know too much about law? Would that cop have a case? no. just because its my plates, doesnt mean without a reasonable doubt that i was actually driving the car now does it? The city doesnt like playing court cost and fees when they know there is no case! If you get away from the cop/ situation while no lights are on why not save the possibility? we WALKED up the side of a house and went in the back yard and hopped some fences to get down to a friends house..... Dont appriciate you talking down at me like that. what's the point man.


Seeing anyone hop over a fence after jumping out of thier car is way beyond a reasonable doubt. An maybe you dont know how the law works, no city in the country would pay the court costs. That what they have people like you for.:D

Actually, I know a great deal about the law. Your story has more holes in it than you can patch.

haha.... just cause everyone in this forum has a SRT-8 doesnt means they know everything hahaha you guys are funny!

I don't claim to know everything-- but I do know the law. Quite well, thanks.

haha.... just cause everyone in this forum has a SRT-8 doesnt means they know everything hahaha you guys are funny!

I dont have one, way out of my price range. I just know to call B.S. when I see it. If we had a flag for it in the smilies here........it would be waving proudly:D

Why is this thread in the showoff section? It should be placed in the ignorant section.

^^^^LOL-- good one. I'll move it to off-topic though.

what'd you do to celebrate the smooth getaway? smoke a rock off the rear pipes?

Hahahaha...... this just may be my favorite thread ever.

I honestly thought it was a joke and still believe it might just be.
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Sounds like quite a similar situation I was in with an SRT8 Jeep, except a rather different ending...

"Well im 22 and have a srt-8! must be doing something right?......call bull**** on that bro.....why dont you got to the jeep liberty forum!?"


This is the very polite PM I justed recieved. Smart enough to drive around drunk an bragg about it, an proves to be nothin but a young punk. Congratulations jr.

That guy can't be for real. If he is, he's a moron at best.

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Too funny!!!!!

"Well im 22 and have a srt-8! must be doing something right?......call bull**** on that bro.....why dont you got to the jeep liberty forum!?"


This is the very polite PM I justed recieved. Smart enough to drive around drunk an bragg about it, an proves to be nothin but a young punk. Congratulations jr.


I am 22 and have a SRT-8 but I don't drink and drive. Even if you are not drunk and you can drive perfect you can still get a DUI. No point in spending all this money on this car if you can't drive it.

I am 22 and have a SRT-8 but I don't drink and drive. Even if you are not drunk and you can drive perfect you can still get a DUI. No point in spending all this money on this car if you can't drive it.

Wise beyond your years. :thumbsup:

Alex

yeah.... ok buddy.......you must not know too much about law? Would that cop have a case? no. just because its my plates, doesnt mean without a reasonable doubt that i was actually driving the car now does it? The city doesnt like playing court cost and fees when they know there is no case! If you get away from the cop/ situation while no lights are on why not save the possibility? we WALKED up the side of a house and went in the back yard and hopped some fences to get down to a friends house..... Dont appriciate you talking down at me like that. what's the point man.

Wow, this is an "interesting" read, to say the least. First off, from your incoherent grammar and 3rd grade spelling, I wonder if your parents know you are using their computer, let alone, driving their car. Had I seen you driving like you described, and for whatever reason, not been able to catch up to you, you betcha' that either myself or one of my buddies would be sitting at your house by time you got home to make sure you were, in fact, lawfully operating your dad's SRT8. And no, maybe I don't have "reasonable doubt" at that time that you were operating the vehicle.... I guess it's a good thing I only need probable cause to stop you (there is a difference, look it up :)).

But all this DUI talk is really after the fact, because I would have stopped your dad's SRT8 as soon as I saw the 10 year old driving it and saved all this headache.

And he continues........from my PM=

"HAHA.....i like your post...... But you will be all so irritated by the fact that i am 22 years old...... probably make more money than you.....and have a SRT-8 in MY name (half paid in cash)!!!! join the jeep liberty forum if you wanna act like this!!! wow...."

.... The good thing is that you'll grow up at some point.

We can all hope, can't we?????

Here is the PM I got....

"Oh i can drive the hell out of it! I'm 22 and sorry bro.... i went to a bar! holy ****!"

Ok... let me fix what I said. You can't drive your car legally after you get a DUI. This thread would stop sooner than later if s/he would stop with the lame PM's to all the members.

We certainly can. Though his behind the curtains pm's and internet tough guy talk kinda leads me to believe he's got some lessons to be learned before we'll see any results. Let's just hope all of his learning comes at no greater price to him than personal pride. I'd hate to see him, or someone else, get hurt because of his childish choices.


Hmmmmmmm..... I wonder if this forum's IGNORE feature works on pms too? :)

We certainly can. Though his behind the curtains pm's and internet tough guy talk kinda leads me to believe he's got some lessons to be learned before we'll see any results. Let's just hope all of his learning comes at no greater price to him than personal pride. I'd hate to see him, or someone else, get hurt because of his childish choices.


Hmmmmmmm..... I wonder if this forum's IGNORE feature works on pms too? :)


I was wondering the same thing!!

ahhhhh man i feel left out, I DIDNT GET A PM!!

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Don't ever do that again!

Hey jr when I was your age I bought E430 Benz...cash. Let me assure you money in no way, shape, or form can compensate for stupidity or arrogance. Hopefully, for your sake and that of those around you the lesson won't hurt.

is there a retard flag?? :p

I think any of these smileys apply to this thread. ;)

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That asshat one has to be one of the best I've seen LOL

Not drunk, not sober, that leaves stupid.

Guys, I can't take the "holier than thou" approach here. (setting the goofy story above aside for a minute)

I go out with my buddies, or with the girlie, knock down a few, and have to come home. I'm sure most of us do this... Are we drunk? No. Will the crazy-ass suburban cops think so? Maybe.

It just amazes me how ANY drinking and then driving is just villified in our society. Along with smoking and not having your kid in a car seat. When I was a kid, dad would get all F'ed up, throw me and my friends in the back (the back back) of the station wagon, and chain smoke Marlboros with the windows up until we got where we needed to go. And I made it just fine.

We need to get back to our pioneer roots, where life and death were just accepted, and people didn't expect to live forever.

That way of thinking would work if you were the only person on the road....ever.

Guys, I can't take the "holier than thou" approach here.

It just amazes me how ANY drinking and then driving is just villified in our society.

We need to get back to our pioneer roots, where life and death were just accepted, and people didn't expect to live forever.

It's not a holier than thou attitude.

I'm grateful that most don't think and act like that; my wife and kids are out on the road today.

Alex

It's not a holier than thou attitude.

I'm grateful that most don't think and act like that; my wife and kids are out on the road today.

Alex

Well said................

We need to get back to our pioneer roots, where life and death were just accepted, and people didn't expect to live forever.

So trade your current ride in on a horse.