what's up guys!

i showed my barber my new srt jeep and he said it was a cute little suv!!! WTF!!!! i was like dude, this thing has a 6.1 ( his mouth probably started to water when i said 6.1) motor & awd. it'll eat up almost anything
0-60. he just gave me a confused look. oh well.:rolleyes:

"Cute Little SUV"


Your barber is probably:

1) 90 years old
2) Heterosexually challenged
3) Living in a cave
4) Jealous

he's a young guy about 39. when he said that i almost started twitching. i wanted to slap him like rick james, all the while screaming HEMI ! HEMI! SRT! SRT! i would say more but i don't want to offend anyone.





Cute suv.... damn!!! that hurt.

The kicker would have been if he would have told you how cute you would look in your cute little SUV. At that point you would have a multiple choice question - do you: a. Find a new barber b. Let the Rick James b*tch slapping begin c. All of the above

hahahahaha

Ask this barber what he thinks an 18wheeler is. If he answers a cute little van, then he definitly prefers the sausage. LOL
I think that this barber isn't a braber, but is a "male hairdresser".

My "hair boy" is gay but he also loves cars. He knew what the SRT8 was as soon as I pulled up in it. He's good with my difficult hair but I think the real reason I've stayed with him for 10 years is that we talk cars the entire time I'm there...OK we do talk world events and politics too, and he manages to tolerate my "right wing" views (I can't imagine too many gays land to the right of center???)

I can't imagine too many gays land to the right of center???

Cheney's Daughter & Congressman Foley ;)

LOL!
yeah he's a hair stylist... he's cut my hair for like 15 years.
the dude has a wife and loves cars. he just has a part-time job packing fudge! he's cool but damn! what a way to hurt a man's ego, might as well just kicked me in the nuts!


does anybody else have a story like mine, or am i alone on this one?